Shuffle up and deal...

So here's what you do...

*put your music player of choice (iTunes, winamp, WMP) on shuffle
*the song it lands on is the answer to the questions below
*try to avoid cheating, it'll be hard because some of the answers might be lame, but some of them might make you chuckle

1. How does the world see me? Luv Me, Luv Me (Shaggy)
*Off to a good start

2. Will I have a happy life? Anyway You Want It (Journey)
*Throws the whole idea of "fate" out the window

3. What do my friends really think of me? Heartbreaker (Mariah Carey)
*Yeah right, whatever...

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Put The Needle On It (Dannii Minogue)
*Not sure the link here, but it's a great song to get your groove on

5. How can I make myself happy? Dance Into the Light (Phil Collins)
*Right on!

6. What should I do with my life? Dancing On The Ceiling (Lionel Ritchie)
*Wicked!! I get the feeling I should have been a professional dancer....maybe in my next life

7. Will I ever have children? Bartender (Dave Matthews)
*ok, am I asking the bartender this question? Am I going to have children with a bartender? or will I get pregnant after ordering too many drinks from a bartender...in any event I hope this bartender is cute! ;)

8. What is some good advice for me? Friends Will Be Friends (Queen)
*I guess the message here is tolerance, acceptance and loyalty

9. How will I be remembered? When Doves Cry (Prince)
*I guess that won't be very often because when have you ever heard a dove cry?! Can they cry?! The whole tree in the forest thing...

10. What is my signature dancing song? Mamma Mia (ABBA)
*Not bad...at least it's a song by one of my favorite groups

11. What do I think my current theme song is? Hard Habit to Break (Chicago)
*you gotta be kidding me (good grief)

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Bootylicious (Destiny's Child)
*Giddy up...now we're back on track

13. What song will play at my funeral? Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (Police)
*And for my next trick...I'll resuscitate myself...Move over David Blaine LOL

14. What type of women/men do I like? I Walk The Line (Johnny Cash)
*Funny...I can't recall being attracted to tight rope walkers

15. What is tomorrow going to be like? Red, Red Wine (Neil Diamond)
*Guess I'll be stopping at the liquor store after work tomorrow....

*this next one scares me...I wish I had a magic 8 ball right now...here it goes

16. Will I ever have love again? What's Your Fantasy (Ludacris)
*Does this mean I get to pick?! Wouldn't that be sweet!

17. What type of sex life do I have? Enter Sandman (Metallica)
*Ouch! I think I'd have to have an affair with Enter Mr. Healing Ointment after that

18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Hip Hop Hooray (Naughty By Nature)
*Waaaahhhhaaaahahahahahahahah...that's gold Jerry!

19. What song would go through my head right before I bungee jumped? Bring It All Back (The Tragically Hip)
*I would certainly hope so!

20. What song would I like to sing from the top of a mountain? In Your Eyes (Peter Gabriel)
*One of my favorite songs...priceless.